irony inc.

So somewhere along the line I became the number one Google result for
I hate Xeni Jardin. I am so proud of that fact I could just shit my pants. I rank higher than a website called xenisucks.com. Go there, btw. It hasn’t had anything new or interesting to say since 2006, but then neither has Xeni… Zing!

 Having to look at her annoys me most.

She takes photos of fucking everything. Like, it’s not enough just to go and see the yodelling goatsmen of Upper Whoogivesashit, you have to take a thousand photos and stream them to your flickr as well. Or else how will people know you where there?

You also have to be in the photos along side the oppressed but determined people of Lower Fuckoffistan. Or else how will people know that YOU were there?

Oh well, at least we don’t have to listen to her anymore. Thanks to science.