I barely even remember this blog, until someone posts a comment and I get an email to Approve it.
Every single one is in response to “I Hate Xeni Jardin”. In fact, looking at my stats it’s one of the main reasons anyone finds this blog. And while I’d originally hoped we’d all come together for our shared love of HDR photography and my childish attempts at flash fiction, I guess having a headquarters for the Bitch-needs-to-get-her-ass-off-boingboing Society isn’t such a bad thing.
Below are some of the comments posted agreeing that Xeni Jardin is offensive to all 5 senses, and is pretty much the antithesis of what boingboing is supposed to be. I would attach the standard, boilerplate “views represented are those of the poster, and do not reflect the position of the owner of this blog” but, no, they really do.
Comments are shown as they appear, without censoring.. because what kind of self-righteous fuck would censor the comments of someone just because they disagree with them? If you feel misrepresented, have changed your opinion, or wish to expand upon your comment please feel free to notify me.
So somewhere along the line I became the number one Google result for
I hate Xeni Jardin. I am so proud of that fact I could just shit my pants. I rank higher than a website called xenisucks.com. Go there, btw. It hasn’t had anything new or interesting to say since 2006, but then neither has Xeni… Zing!
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Having to look at her annoys me most.
She takes photos of fucking everything. Like, it’s not enough just to go and see the yodelling goatsmen of Upper Whoogivesashit, you have to take a thousand photos and stream them to your flickr as well. Or else how will people know you where there?
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You also have to be in the photos along side the oppressed but determined people of Lower Fuckoffistan. Or else how will people know that YOU were there?
Oh well, at least we don’t have to listen to her anymore. Thanks to science.
Filed under: Internet, Rant, Tech, Xeni Jardin | Tags: boingboing, cory doctorow, hate, xeni
This pretty much covers why. She’s that friends girlfriend that doesn’t know the difference between interesting and loud. She’s the kind of person that’s probably never seen a real smile in her life. The closest she’s elicited from people are fixed grins of weary tolerance, as shows above.
I wouldn’t mind so much if she’d just stop posting on boing boing. You’re nerdy and that’s cool, we get it. Your mother and I are very proud. Now can you be quiet please? I think Cory needs me to be angry about intellectual property law in Sweden.
